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"It's all relative." - Einstein

Friday, July 5, 2013

The Best Songs of Summer - My Top 7

For me, summer is the most delicious season of them all. It was hard to put these babies into order...so I didn't. Here's a collection of my all time favorite, summer lovin' beauties, in no particular order:



Boys of Summer by The Ataris. The song is originally by Don Henley and I love that version too. The Ataris version is a little faster and I dig it. Something about this song drives me wild. lol.    





Boys in the Summer by Jesse James. How hot is she?! This song, & music video especially, is the whip. Everything I love about summer; I would like to jump into this video clip and live there. Boys DO look so much hotter in the summer. Take your shirts off!!!

 


Whistle by Flo Rida. Oh Lord, don't even get me started. I have a slightly alarming obsession with this song. I thought by now I would be sick of it.... but um, nope.

 


Summertime by New Kids on the Block. Reminiscing about a summer lover from long ago, classic. Summer flings are the best. The memory of when you first met your summer honey in the sand is hard to forget.




Springsteen by Eric Church. I wish this song could get down on one knee and propose to me because I'm freaking in love with it. It's delicious all over and again, a song that looks back on their summer honey that got away.




Cruise by Florida Georgia Line. And the remix with Nelly, and "Get Your Shine On," AND "Round Here." LOVE 'em all. I'm really into this band and Tyler Hubbard (guy with the long hair.)

 


Wish You Were Here by Incubus. Brandon Boyd with his shirt off. Annnnnnnnnd, I completely forgot what I was going to say about this song.... sooo distracted...



Now get out there and light up a firework and eat a popsicle or something! Get outta here, the sun's out!

xoxo


Sunday, June 30, 2013

10 Things Slutty Men Don't Realize

You know the kind of guy who will give it up for anybody? It's called being a "man slut." Females are familiar with the type... the guy who's been around the block a few times. Are they desperate for attention? Do they have mommy issues?

Hey fellas, you're skilled at your sport, but here's 10 things you may not realize:


 
1. Sorry but, we think you're gross. Who knows where that thing has been. Consider setting up a reoccurring appointment with your primary physician.

2. You've got "game," but you're playing pee-wee baseball & batting from a batting tee. I know you thought your type was "blonde" but it's more likely your type is "desperate." Why do you think its so easy for you to get laid with minimal effort?  

3. The more you sleep around, the more it's expected of you to be amazing in bed. You've been practicing; you should be good. Keep that in mind the next time you bring a random ho to the party you've just met online. You've just increased your personal percentage of in-bed expectation. ;)

4. Being in a relationship is how boys become men and really discover what it's like to satisfy a woman. THAT's where you begin to learn the good stuff and that's the trick to advancing to the majors. Non-relationship guys lack the most important skills that relationship guys have mastered.  

5. Simply being male isn't a good enough excuse for being a floozie. You can try and spin it as a positive and label yourself a 'player,' but at the end of the day: if you're easy to score - means you're a whore. You might want to keep your promiscuity on the down low. 


6. You probably have low self esteem. The satisfaction you feel from a one night stand is short and fleeting. A confident man feels successful and fulfilled in making the woman he loves happy everyday. Anything you invest your time and energy into will result in a bigger pay off. A confident man isn't easily discouraged by minor set backs. 

7. You probably lack courage. Many womanizers find a girl who stands out amongst the rest but resist acting on those feelings out of fear. Try being brave.

8. Yes, we are all wondering why you are still single.

9. If you lack relationship experience, you are screwing yourself for the future when your good looks have faded. Let's hope you have a sparkling personality.

10. You WILL be happier when you're in a relationship with someone you care about. You can try and convince yourself that being alone is your best option, but love is what makes the world go round. And it's in our biological makeup to desire a human connection.

Believe in yourself buddy! Advance to the majors!

xoxo

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Is Smoking Cigarettes Attractive?


You would think that smoking has to be considered somewhat attractive if approximately 43.8 million people smoke in the U.S. (according to a 2010 calculation by CDC.gov.) There's a lot of perks that come with smoking... smoke breaks at work, something to do while driving, a good buzz feeling, conversation starters. But does it make a person more attractive? Do the ladies prefer a man who smokes to one who doesn't? Do the guys want to wife a girl who has mastered the French inhale?



If it wasn't at all attractive, what would be the motivation to start? Are they paying homage to the great people in history and generations before them who were smokin' fags? Is it because the media has relentlessly glamorized it since the beginning of time and the tobacco companies downplay the health hazards? Are we brainwashed into thinking it's attractive or is it truly a sight for sore eyes? Many sexy people smoke. Aside from the smell, old-lady cough and leather skin, it's easy to see the appeal.

Do people purposely start smoking cigarettes to look more attractive, like Lindsay Lohan? "Approximately 90 percent of all smokers start before age 18; the average age for a new smoker is 13." (idph.state.il.us.) A common reason a kid would choose to do anything at that age is because they're desperately trying to fit in, look cool, or pretend to be somebody they're not. So it seems that a big motivator for these kids to pick up their first ciggy is to appear more socially acceptable & attractive. At least that's how it starts, but before they know it, they're addicted with no will power to do anything about it. What started as an awkward attempt to prove something as kid, has snowballed into a serious, life-long commitment.

So is it attractive? Obviously the chicks like it... right?

If a girl is into bad boys, she's probably someone who would find a smoker attractive. What makes bad boys attractive is their "I don't care what you think about me" attitude. If you don't care what others think of you, you are confident in your own skin, and that is what she's attracted to. If you take away the cigarette, you realize the attractive, confident man is still just as hot without the little white rolled paper.

(SIDE NOTE: Not caring about what others think of you is the ONLY thing that is considered attractive in regard to the "I don't care" bad boy attitude. Not caring about other stuff, like other people's feelings, laws, lacking ambition, etc, is NOT attractive.)  

Because most people tend to care a great deal about appearances, smokers must think they look attractive and not trashy at all every time they get the shakes and smack a square against their palm and take a puff. If it was UN-attractive, why would anyone do it? Why would anyone volunteer to poison their body and drain their wallet at the same time in return for a major pussblock?

So I bet you're dying to know if I personally find it attractive or not, aren't you? Hold on, I'm not done ranting yet...

The cigarette originates from the cigar. A cigarette is the smaller, more dainty version of a cigar. The real cowboys back in the day smoked big, fat cigars & pipes... none of this little, baby stick nonsense. I guess as time went on, men couldn't handle the incredible potency and strength of a real cigar and had to downsize to the "cigar-ette." That's kind of embarrassing. So in a way, smoking cigar-ettes (baby cigars) is actually pretty girlie.


So, to answer the question "Is Smoking Cigarettes Attractive?" Let me ask you this: is watching a grown man pretend to be a cowboy on the horsey ride @ the grocery store attractive?

I'll admit, there's something about the way your lips purse together when you take each drag that's pretty hot. And guys tend to get this "look" on their face when they're smoking, like they're starring as the lead in some western movie. And that look is pretty attractive. But what it really boils down to is PURSED LIPS and CONFIDENCE.

That's what is attractive boys, so loose the dainty sticks!

Probably the biggest turn off about smokers is that they come off as uneducated. The cancer causing chemicals in each stick can kill you, it makes you smell, turns your teeth yellow, accelerates the aging process, gives you wrinkles & brown spots, turns your skin gray & saggy, makes food taste bad and it's expensive. We can cut the generations before us some slack because back then, practically everyone, even doctors while they were examining you, smoked cigarettes. It wasn't as easy to get the cold hard facts back then; most people didn't even believe smoking was harmful. But we've come along way since then thanks to the good ol' internet. Now-a-days, there's simply no excuse.

So if you're going to smoke, at least smoke Natural American Spirit or roll your own using organic tobacco. It tells others that you're educated and take care of yourself. Because if you've done the research, it's not necessarily the tobacco that's bad for you, but the chemicals. If you KNOW this and STILL smoke the shitty stuff.................. then maybe you are kinda dumb.

And that's not attractive either.



xoxo